Four year old joke:
Mommy, why does a french fry only have one eye?
Why?
French frEYE. Get it?

uhoh! Mike fell asleep during story time and the boys were playing "wild animals" until 10, all babies awake, crying everywhere, what????

super martian robot giiiiiirl!

"Ponty, don't fight on cool trick. My cool trick is splashing water. Mom, look. This is my cool trick..."

you have to wait your turn; we have to wait our turn; you have to wait in line; I have to wait in line; it's only fair to wait my turn...

What do you mean? Jasmine and Barack Obama are brown like me...I'm light light light brown, see? Mikey 4ish

Yes it is morning; R. is grouchy because nobody knew she was sleeping in the guest room and not already up and at 'em. Oops.

"Those are grownups and the wiggles are grownups, they're just crazy, Mom; I mean, they are wild." Mikey age 4ish

Medium then goodnight

Tatya is wiping Foopa and putting a brown hair tie around her face, just as I did to Tatya moments ago (except I have better aim).